How to *not* get your math done (if you’re homeschooled)

Hi it’s me, your favorite blogger, Rae. Today I will be showing you how to not get your math done, because nobody likes math >:)

Step 1: Wake up. The later the better, so you have less time to do your math.

Step 2: Eat breakfast. (optional)

Step 3: Get the rest of your schoolwork done. Make sure it takes at least 3 hours.

Step 4: Ah, you’re done with schoolwork for the day. Oh wait, you still have to do math. Darn. Oh wait, you remember that you need to take care of your pet.

Step 5: Your pet ended up distracting you so you wasted another half hour. You remember your math. And then you remember that you haven’t eaten lunch yet. You choose to eat lunch.

Step 6: You took an hour to eat lunch because you were reading your favorite book at the same time. And you still have math. But then you think,”Oh, wait- I still gotta clean my room!”

Step 7: You end up not cleaning your room and instead, sitting on the computer for 2 hours and playing games and/or reading blogs. Oops.

Step 8: Oh no, it’s dinner time. You STILL DIDN’T DO YOUR MATH. Well, you gotta eat dinner. So you eat dinner.

Step 9: You finished dinner, and your conscience is telling you that you gotta do your math. You drown out it’s voice by watching your favorite show on TV.

Step 10: It’s late. You’re tired. You still haven’t done your math. “It’s too late,” you decide. And you go to bed.

And that, my friends, is how you don’t do your math. This can apply to any subject you don’t want do, not just math. 😀 😀 😆

(Disclaimer: Don’t actually do this, because I don’t want your parents getting mad at me.)

Haha I’m sorry guys, I had to post this. I am in fact, procrastinating my math. Don’t ever try to be like me.

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Happy Thanksgiving!

Happy Thanksgiving, people! Just thought I’d make a quick post, because why not (Also, have you noticed that I’ve been posting more often? Anyways, I guess I’ll go now, we are going to eat Thanksgiving dinner at my aunt and uncle’s house and I need to get ready.

Also, don’t say the word ‘Thanksgiving’ in front of a turkey. Unless, of course, you want him to peck you. Then definitely wish him a happy Thanksgiving.

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My chickens like mac and cheese

Oh hi! In case you haven’t noticed, I’ve been posting more often (only once a decade but at least not a century right? That’s posting ten times more often!) 😆 I bet you are all tired of me mentioning chickens in my posts. Sorry. I now have a fabulous video of my chickens for you to watch. I could watch that video forever, those chickens are hilarious.

My posts are so sloppy it only takes me a decade  – err…. ten minutes to write. Hope you enjoy my horribly sloppy posts 😛 🙂 😀

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P.S I may or may not have written this post as an excuse to not do schoolwork 😛

P.P.S THANKSGIVING IS TOMORROW WHAT THE HECK O_o Okay I’ll list a few things I’m thankful for:

Licorice (aka my very grumpy awesome hamster)

My chickens 😀

Sugar (the family dog)

The cats (as evil as they are)

My family

My few friends

Ice cream 😉

CHOCOLATE

My computer 😛

YouTube

 

 

 

RIP Zebra

Zebra, the chicken, passed away yesterday while we were at co-op. I went to check on the chickens that morning and she looked miserable so I brought her inside. She perked up when I offered her some grapes, she even ate a few, and then she fell asleep. She never woke up.

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This was her when she was healthy.

Hope you’re having a better day than I am.

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How many years has it been since I last posted?

Hello people. Sorry for not posting lately, I am busy with schoolwork. I go to co-op every Tuesday (I’m going to co-op later today) and in my free time I like to play Roblox (If you don’t know what Roblox is, it’s a website with a bunch of user created games). And I have no inspiration. Yes, these are my lousy excuses for not blogging 😛 Not that anyone remembers me xD I haven’t posted for only a hundred years. Well, I gotta get ready to go to co-op so I guess that’s the end of this post. No, nothing worth posting about has happened since the last time I posted. My life is so exciting, I know. 😆

Sorry if this is sloppy I just decided you all needed to know that I’m alive 😛

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