Hi it’s me, your
favorite blogger, Rae. Today I will be showing you how to not get your math done, because nobody likes math >:)
Step 1: Wake up. The later the better, so you have less time to do your math.
Step 2: Eat breakfast. (optional)
Step 3: Get the rest of your schoolwork done. Make sure it takes at least 3 hours.
Step 4: Ah, you’re done with schoolwork for the day. Oh wait, you still have to do math. Darn. Oh wait, you remember that you need to take care of your pet.
Step 5: Your pet ended up distracting you so you wasted another half hour. You remember your math. And then you remember that you haven’t eaten lunch yet. You choose to eat lunch.
Step 6: You took an hour to eat lunch because you were reading your favorite book at the same time. And you still have math. But then you think,”Oh, wait- I still gotta clean my room!”
Step 7: You end up not cleaning your room and instead, sitting on the computer for 2 hours and playing games and/or reading blogs. Oops.
Step 8: Oh no, it’s dinner time. You STILL DIDN’T DO YOUR MATH. Well, you gotta eat dinner. So you eat dinner.
Step 9: You finished dinner, and your conscience is telling you that you gotta do your math. You drown out it’s voice by watching your favorite show on TV.
Step 10: It’s late. You’re tired. You still haven’t done your math. “It’s too late,” you decide. And you go to bed.
And that, my friends, is how you don’t do your math. This can apply to any subject you don’t want do, not just math. 😀 😀 😆
(Disclaimer: Don’t actually do this, because I don’t want your parents getting mad at me.)
Haha I’m sorry guys, I had to post this. I am in fact, procrastinating my math. Don’t ever try to be like me.
Why do I still have this sign off?